CORONA VIRUS TASK FARCE ?

SO, LETS SEE IF I HAVE THIS STRAIGHT…. THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS THE HEAD OF THE CORONA VIRUS TASK FORCE. THE VICE PRESIDENT RARELY WEARS A MASK. FIVE OF HIS CORONA VIRUS STAFF HAVE NOW BEEN INFECTED WITH THE CORONA VIRUS. THEY WORK IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO EACH OTHER AND THEY ALSO HAVE NOT BEEN PRACTICING SAFE MEDICAL SAFETY PRACTICES. SO…. I OBVIOUSLY HAVE BEEN DOING THINGS ALL WRONG. I GUESS I SHOULD GIVE MY RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC UNCLE THE KEYS TO MY LIQUOR CABINET WHILE I AM AWAY AND GIVE MY 13 YEAR OLD NEPHEW THE KEYS TO MY GUN LOCKER SO THE TWO OF THEM CAN GUARD MY STUFF! MAYBE THEN I CAN GET A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP. I’VE BEEN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR ABOUT 4 YEARS NOW. HOW ABOUT YOU ?

BUT THERE IS SOME GOOD NEWS !

I HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY ! THE GOOD NEWS IS… I NOW UNDERSTAND WHY THE FLY WAS ATTRACTED TO OUR VICE PRESIDENTS BRAIN DURING THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE !!

IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS REGARDING MY BLOG…MY MAILING ADDRESS IS: KMA@marcdbaker , 221-B, BAKER STREET, LONDON, ENGLAND

TALLY HO ! I GOTTA GO !

marc

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