ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WERE TWO MISSIONARIES THAT VENTURED TO THE DEEPEST AND DARKEST PART OF AFRICA TO SAVE THE SOULS OF A REMOTE TRIBE. THE MISSIONARIES WERE WELCOMED INTO THE TRIBE AND EVEN GIVEN THEIR OWN GRASS HUT. AFTER A WHILE WHEN THE MISSIONARIES WERE TRUSTED, THEY WERE ALLOWED TO SEE THE KINGS THRONE ROOM. THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL GOLD THRONE STUDDED WITH LARGE BEAUTIFUL UNCUT DIAMONDS. THE TWO MISSIONARIES WERE AMAZED AND AFTER A WHILE,GREED GOT THE BEST OF THEM. THEY CAME UP WITH A PLAN. THEY KNEW IF THEY TOOK THE THRONE AND TRIED TO GET AWAY, THEY WOULD EASILY BE OVER TAKEN BY THE NATIVES DUE TO THE WEIGHT OF THE THRONE. SO THEY WERE ABLE TO STEAL THE THRONE AT NIGHT AND TIED THE THRONE UP INTO THE TOP OF THEIR HUT AND COVERED IT WITH SOME STRAW FROM THE HUT. WHEN THE NATIVES DISCOVERED THE THRONE WAS GONE, THEY CHECKED TO SEE IF THE MISSIONARIES HAD FLED THE VILLAGE AND TAKEN THE THRONE. THE MISSIONARIES WERE STILL THERE AND THE NATIVES WENT ELSEWHERE IN SEARCH OF THE THRONE. THE MISSIONARIES STAYED PUT IN THE VILLAGE. THE MISSIONARIES WERE WAITING FOR ANOTHER TIME HE WHEN THEY COULD TAKE THE THRONE AWAY FROM THE VILLAGE. SO ONE NIGHT WHILE THEY WERE SNICKERING ABOUT THEIR CRIME AND THEY LAY IN THEIR BUNK BEDS, THE WEIGHT OF THE GOLDEN THRONE WAS TOO MUCH FOR THE HUT. THE GOLDEN THRONE WITH ALL THE DIAMONDS CAME CRASHING DOWN AND KILLED THE TWO MISSIONARIES. THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS :

PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN GRASS HOUSES SHOULDN’T STOLE THRONES

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